Hello there! My name is Kaz. I'm gender fluid, but right now I tend to go by gender neutral pronouns. I apologize for the amount of bagginshield you’re probably going to see on here - as well as all the birds.
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mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

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6yr:

last name: blogger, first name: shitty

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rectumofglory:

andromedalogic:

direcartographies:

a moment of silence for all the fanfiction lost to the ravages of time, unsalvageable even by the wayback machine, condemned to its final resting place in the deactivated archives of fansites for now-syndicated television shows

rest in bytes my dear lemons and limes

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shrikestrike:

sportsketball:

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

  • buddy
  • bud
  • pal
  • neighbor
  • *australian voice* mate
  • *cowboy voice* partner

don’t forget

  • *strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE
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birdcheese:

Fletchling. Fletchinder. Talonflame.

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thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

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raveninthevoid:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

rileylaroux:

mistahgrundy:

ca-tsuka:

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

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i saw that one was missing

THE LAST ONE

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agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

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georgetakei:

You’re never too old to be super.
Source: Nerdgasm

georgetakei:

You’re never too old to be super.

Source: Nerdgasm

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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kieereeennnn:

womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

what a rad dan he is

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maliks-butt:

awholelottaono:

This is fucking better water bending than the entire last air bender movie

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marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

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